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20 Funny Jokes To Make Kids #LOL

You don’t have to be all strict and stern with your kids. Sometimes getting them see your wacky, goofy side, will make them love you more. Memorise these jokes!

  1. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

    A: Lawsuits

  2. What do you call 300 strawberries bunched together?

    A: A strawberry jam.

  3. Q: Why did the lazy man apply for the job at the bakery?

    A: So he could loaf around.

  4. Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

  5. Q: When does a doctor get mad?

    A: When he runs out of patients.

  6. Q: What did the dentist receive for an award?

    A: A little plaque.

  7. Q: What do you call a flying police officer?

    A: A helicopter

  8. Q: Why are bakers so cruel?

    A: Because they whip cream and beat eggs.

  9. Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

    A: To get his quarterback.

  10. Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

    A: She was running away from the ball.

  11. Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    A: Because they spend years at C.

  12. Q: Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

    A: In their launch box.

  13. What is an insect’s favourite sport?

    A: Cricket.

  14. Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

    A: The scientists were brainstorming.

  15. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while ice skating?

    A: The ice might crack up.

  16. Q: What has lots of keys but cannot open anything?

    A: A piano.

  17. Q: What is as big as an elephant but weights nothing?

    A: The elephant’s shadow.

  18. Q: Why did Superman cross the road?

    A: To get to the supermarket.

  19. Q: What’s a superhero’s favourite drink?

    A: Fruit punch.

  20. Q: What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?

    A: A door.

MPM