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You don’t have to be all strict and stern with your kids. Sometimes getting them see your wacky, goofy side, will make them love you more. Memorise these jokes!

  1. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

    A: Lawsuits

  2. What do you call 300 strawberries bunched together?

    A: A strawberry jam.

  3. Q: Why did the lazy man apply for the job at the bakery?

    A: So he could loaf around.

  4. Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

  5. Q: When does a doctor get mad?

    A: When he runs out of patients.

  6. Q: What did the dentist receive for an award?

    A: A little plaque.

  7. Q: What do you call a flying police officer?

    A: A helicopter

  8. Q: Why are bakers so cruel?

    A: Because they whip cream and beat eggs.

  9. Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

    A: To get his quarterback.

  10. Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

    A: She was running away from the ball.

  11. Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    A: Because they spend years at C.

  12. Q: Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

    A: In their launch box.

  13. What is an insect’s favourite sport?

    A: Cricket.

  14. Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

    A: The scientists were brainstorming.

  15. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while ice skating?

    A: The ice might crack up.

  16. Q: What has lots of keys but cannot open anything?

    A: A piano.

  17. Q: What is as big as an elephant but weights nothing?

    A: The elephant’s shadow.

  18. Q: Why did Superman cross the road?

    A: To get to the supermarket.

  19. Q: What’s a superhero’s favourite drink?

    A: Fruit punch.

  20. Q: What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?

    A: A door.